Adventures of Icky the cat
Hello. You don't know me. I'm The-Guy-Who-Writes-This-Column's cat. He thinks I'm downstairs sleeping on the nice warm Sir Nautilus The Water Heater, but I'm not. My name is Icky, and I just got back from a trip Outdoors.
I made my break for it out the new screen door, which doesn't have a very strong spring. I left last Sunday night, and came back last night, Thursday. I don't think I've slept much. There's a lot to see.
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