Column: Can I get fries with that wife?
As a young man, I suffered the delusion that some day, by an improbable circumstance, I would marry.
The idea of the ideal Mrs. Right came in many forms. First, she'd be French! French Canadian? No, she'd be a local, Scandinavian blonde.
That seems almost too probable around here. Then again, look at the potential groom.
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