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Column: Ensnared by a tribe of girls

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"Hello. My sisters are all morons," said 12, when the phone rang and she got there first. These days, it's a race for the phone. Boys call on the phone. The phone belongs to the quick and the cute. Her, of course.

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12 may be last in arrival, but she is infinitely more motivated and amply capable of reminding the entire world--especially 14 and 16, her first-but-not-most sisters--that she is not least. Last but not least. A scientifically supportable theory around here.

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