Column: Girl talk
"So, where's your husband tonight?" Thus did I innocently inquire of one of the ladies with whom I was serving on some committee. He was usually around. I didn't see him.
In a voice dripping with disbelief, she replied: "He's home putting my stuff back into the bedroom closet." Hmmm. Gonna have to ask him to voluntarily resign from The Tribe of Guys at the next meeting, either that or it's a cigarette and a blindfold and we shoot him at dawn.
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