Column: Have a stupid idea for a study? There's money for it
Recently, while on my daily commute to work, I heard a radio announcer laughing about the results of a recently completed study.
Before I tell you what the study was about I ask that all female readers put their torches and pitchforks in a locked closet and throw away the key.
I did not perform this study - I'm just telling our readers about it so they too can drive off the road while laughing uncontrollably.
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