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Column: How not to talk to women

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“Do you know we’ve been together now for five years?” said My True Love to me the other day.

Now, I’m no lawyer, but on the other hand, I didn’t ride the turnip truck across the border and hang on over some pretty bumpy roads just to fall off over a leading question like that one. The look on her face told me that it was readily apparent that I should carefully consider how I should respond to such a question.

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