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The voice of The Love of My Life came out of the bathroom one morning last weekend. At least, I think it was her voice, and not Lady Kenmore the Dryer. As you may or may not know, appliances and I communicate with one another, so sometimes I'm not sure who it is that's speaking, or whom I'm answering. They usually don't speak out loud, but it's hard for me to tell the difference.

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The voice said: "Come in here, I want to show you something."

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