COLUMNIST: Appliance Army marches for McNamara
The Appliance Army downstairs, which is led by General Electric the Washing Machine, took a break from close-order drill practice. It is quite a sight, let me assure you, to see dehumidifiers, water heaters, washers and dryers, furnaces, air conditioners-- all practicing shoulder arms with M-16's and full battle gear, especially considering that, even though they all have to use various forms of tubing for arms, they get pretty good.
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