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COLUMNIST: Colonoscopy good to not remember

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(A friend is having a colonoscopy. I thought I'd rerun this column about mine.)

The pretty dark haired nurse tried to hide the needle from me. No use. I've been here before. Not here, but all hospital rooms are pretty much the same. I was lying on a freshly sterilized hospital cot with both chrome railings up to prevent my premature escape. Escaping wouldn't look good.

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