COLUMNIST: Cooking Aliens
Last month I was abducted by an alien who loves to cook. Or perhaps I was possessed by some sort of demon Betty Crocker who takes over a human body to get her baking fix. It's also possible, say local friends, that the Minnesota winter finally got to me. I'm still not sure what happened. All I know is that, in the last month, I have cooked more than I've ever cooked in my entire life.
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