COLUMNIST: Sometimes things don't make sense
"I know you don't ignore me on purpose," said the woman in my life the other day. This of course begs the question of a couple of things: First, please don't feed me home run lines like that one, because I might bust a gut swinging for the left field fence and answering that statement with: "Well, then, why do I ignore you?"
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