"Ewe" can golf "fore" free in New York Mills
Golf is not an easy game. It takes practice, patience, a lot of luck and there are just some times on the course when only verbal exhortations, exclamations and even execrations--for instance, my game stinks like...well, you know what I mean--can help a bad day on the links.
There's a place just outside of New York Mills where golf meets such pastoral excrement, or as famous Minnesota sports writer Patrick Reusse put it, "sheep debris."
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