Ignorance is no longer bliss...this is 2008
If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different". Obama
Grow up in Alaska eating moose-burgers, a quintessential American story. Palin
If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. Obama
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a regular American. Palin
Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable. Obama
Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. Palin
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