Johnson's Journal: Burst pipes and aching backs: An initiation into homeownership
“Honey, where are the forks?”
“Seriously? Fork-get about it. They’re packed away somewhere, probably at the bottom of the biggest, heaviest box at the bottom of the tallest, heaviest pile of boxes.”
“C’mon. Really? How am I supposed to eat my week-old leftovers off this paper plate?”
“Yeah, good luck with that. Maybe you can whittle one out of a stick in the yard?”
“I could... but then I’d have to find a knife.”
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