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The Prairie Spy: When Lady Kenmore calls

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I was called down to the basement last night by Lady Kenmore, the New Electric Dryer. She said it was urgent. I took that with a grain of salt, because everything with her is urgent. She's young and full of electrical energy and hot air.

What's the deal, I asked her? I checked the settings on her controls, making sure her knobs and dials were functioning correctly. She's way more complicated than Lady Kenmore the Old Dryer was.

"Hey!" she said, "Keep your hands off me!"

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